Blue Teapot

Well there you go. The tsa probably gets training on how to deal with sex toys in luggage though so you’ll be fine anyway

LOL yeah you’re right. I’m gonna bring it!

 severalbadpunslater answered: What if one of those rich white business guys has a dildo?

HADNT THOUGHT OF THAT

(and considering the amount of white collar/suits/mad men porn I come across I probably should have…)

I guess then we will be dildo BUDDIES, and share that universal exasperated “not this shit” face when the two of only five tsa agents pull us aside for bag check.  Embarrassment shared by two is not as bad, but i would become a lobster, whereas RWB just thinks wryly back to last week, when his favorite thick and textured 12” was confiscated as a potential weapon… I’m not sure if it’s polite to express appreciation for another person’s sex toy, but as dildo buddies there would at least be a nod.

SHOULD I PACK MY DILDO OR NOT?

GOING THIS WEEKEND

so excited. It looks like it’ll be an experience. My dad’s friend (former ‘burgher) called it redneck woodstock. Which also says about him ~ woodstock as a reference frame! oh older generations….

I think we’re going for Saturday and Sunday. It’ll be a good group- 9 college friends, but I can definitely see myself getting tired after the first hour.

The only downside is that I’m flying in and I can only bring so much sunscreen. I had a burning sensation from one brand so I’m going to stick with my bottle of shiesido for my face (;__: so expensive…) and use the other brand on my shoulders where my skin isn’t so sensitive.

Can only bring 3.4 oz containers and idk how many will fit in a quart ziplock. stupid tsa.

Going to get so burned…. 

Also not sure what to wear. Will probably wear sneakers and a tshirt. Sneakers might get hot, but I haven’t broken in my sandals yet so sneakers it is! Maybe I’ll be super hipster and do a bralette/open lace back tanktop… I feel like that’s just asking for a wonky sunburn LOL

Shouldn’t have left packing for the last minute…. do you think I can bring a dildo/vibrator in my carry on suitcase? I’ll take out the batteries and stick in in the inside pocket.

STUPID TSA

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

ABIGAIL

OMFG I LOVE ABIGAIL

also the curly haired reporter who has the worst/best timing

LECTOR IS THE BEST SERIAL KILLER EVERRRRR

henna’d my hair. looks pretty good. I probably could have left it in longer but I had to get to work. Left the house with wet hair, but since its 80 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY so it was dry by the time i got there.

I’ve been doing the “gloss” style. Mix ~2tbsp powder with a shit ton of regular conditioner and a squeeze of lemon juice., leave it in a closed container for like a day. Slap it on my head with my hands (if you do it fast enough, it won’t stain too badly and I suck at any other method) and then wrap with saran wrap and a towel for the drips. 

Watch another episode of hannibal, plus some random internet time for a total of ~1 hr. Stick my head under the faucet to get most of it out, then turn it to shower and take a normal shower.

I don’t get the strawberry blonde/copper that I got when I was chemically dying my hair, but the red/orange tint is lovely. And since I do it about once a month and it fades slightly, the roots are negligible   Plus my hair is healthier!

WHAT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I did not realize this movie was going to be TEARS

;_______________;

guys george takei’s voice is THE BEST 

saavik looks like a young brunette kristy allen

omg yerks are from star trek???

I’m watching wrath of khan….

15 minutes in and so many ladies!!